yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
well, you know. whores of a feather.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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