So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Your tits are I can't wait for
It's like God shit irony all over that family
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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