just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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