Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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