Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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