i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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