I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
