id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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