ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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