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so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you

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(626): View more from California

that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.

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(714): View more from California

I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...

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(630): View more from Illinois

Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.

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