do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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