Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
vagina is talking i cant
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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