I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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