he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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