I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
