i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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