we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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