Where did you get a picture of my penis
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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