Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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