1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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