i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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