their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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