if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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