just come out here and I will go home with you...
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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