even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I look better un-naked...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
