youre lurking in front of me
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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