dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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