I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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