I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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