It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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