I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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