What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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