When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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