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i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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