i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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