Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
her facebook's as public as her vagina
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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