Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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