he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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