i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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