I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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