she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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