Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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