Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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