ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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