Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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