Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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