i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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