You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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