Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He has the fingertips of a God
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