Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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