we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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