dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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