Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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