So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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