Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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