can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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